Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Funny Message

Mene apni Life

mein bohot dhoke

khaye hain.

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For

Example :

Apple

Mango

Chiku

Sabzi,

etc

etc...

Sab dho ke hi khaye

hain...

Aur apne ? :D

Boy Funny Message

Larka burkey wali ko cherte hue :

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kaisi ho meri Khalda ?

Burkey wali : Ghor se dekh manhoos

na Dalda na Khalda main hun 

teri Walda. :)

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D