Solution Message

Shortest and authentic

solution of every problem is :

Namaz.

" Those who knee down to

Allah, can stand up to

anything."

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Asian Message

* Funny fact of all Asians *

Koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,

tab bhi,

Kapra ganda hi mangte

hain...!!! :)

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Heart Message

Someone has wisely

said that :

" The heart is a fertile

place, anything planted

there will grow for sure

whether it is

Love or Hatred."

Gay Message

Definition of a Gay :

Another useless effort of a man to prove that he can do anything without a Woman.!

:-D