A newly married and desperate
soldier sends a hand grenade
to his mother-in-law, with
a note :
" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,
I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!
Showing posts with label Pull. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pull. Show all posts
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Wednesday, 23 November 2011
Word Message
Remember these two words.
It will open many doors in Life...
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1- Push
&
2- Pull :D
Monday, 31 October 2011
Funny Message
Youn mat kheench mujhe apni
taraf,
Ae mere hamdam.
Ye Generation ka suit hai
phat gaya to teri khair nahi. :D
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Pathan Message
Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya
aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache
pe chipkaya :
10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche
pohcha do.!
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.
Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya
to usey paise mil gaye
aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :
Khuda qasam,
paise ka gham nahi,
gham is baat ka hai ke
Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Parrot Message
1 admi shop pe tota lene gaya, usne dekha totey ke dono paun pe aik blue aur red dori bandhi hai.
Admi ne blue dori khinchi to tota bola
" Assalam O Alaikum."
Red dori khinchi to tota bola
" Kya haal hain apke?"
Admi ne dono dori ek sath khinchi to tota bola...
" Haramipan mat kar,
Gir jaunga." :D
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