Funny Message

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni

taraf,

Ae mere hamdam.

Ye Generation ka suit hai

phat gaya to teri khair nahi. :D

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Non-Vegetarian Message

By a Non-Vegetarian :

" Vegetarians are cruel people,

they kill helpless plants...

We at least have the decency

to kill the chicken who can

run for its Life." ;p

True Message

Kill the tension before

tension kills you.

Reach your goal before

goal kicks you.

Help everyone before

someone helps you.

Live Life before

Life leaves you.