Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Film Message

Arbaaz khan is making a

sequel of Dabangg.

Staring :

Emran hashmi

Malika Sherawat

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Palangg :D

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Funny Message

Hum to apne doston pe andha

yaqeen rakhte the,

Faraaz...

Film Bodyguard dekhi to pata

chala ke best friends bhi kitne

kamine hote hain.

Ankhein khul gain meri

(,")/

Oye ruk yaar... 

:D