Boys Message

Boy to other boy : Dude, why did

you propose that girl when you know

she already has a boyfriend.

Awesome reply :

Khaali chair pe toh koi bhi

beth sakta hai...

Dum hai to kisi ko utha

ke betho. ;p :D

Worst Reply Message

Worst reply of

" I Love You."

Girl : I love you.

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Boy : Hmmmmmm...

Wassup ??

Statement Message

A smart statement :

" Never raise your voice, just

improve the quality of your

argument."

"Life is much like Facebook...

People will like your problems

and comment, but no one gonna

solve them.

Because,

Everybody seems so busy in

updating their own status."

You regularly text your friends,

they do not reply you,

But

If you text from new number,

everyone will reply that,

Who are you ?

People have time for unknown,

but not for known.

Strange but True.

Horror Movie Message

One thing I like the most about horror movies is...

When the person shouts :

Hey ! Anybody there ?

As if ,

The ghost is going to reply :

Yeah baby, I'm in the kitchen.

Want a sandwich ?? :D ;p

Facebook Message

If you wanna make someone look like an idiot on facebook.

Just comment on their status and when they reply back,

Just delete your comment. ;p

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 

Sixty Two.

Son's name is

Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is

Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.

Hurt Message

Sometimes little things hurts :(

• No reply from your loved ones.
• Ignorance of class teacher.
• Laughing of friends at you.
• Shouting of big brother.
• When your best friend busy with another friend.
• When your sister tells your secrets to Mom.
• When little brother don't give you chips that he brought at home.

Simply, But True.

Heart is very soft,

It can easily be punched.