Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to

aise mango jaise tumhare

baap ki hai.

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Aur nahi mili to soch lena

konsa mere baap ki thi :D

Photographer Message

The only person who can ask

a woman to stop talking & she

replies with smile....

is 

a

Photographer :D

Supplication Message

Ulfat-e-Dosti mein Khuda se

aur kya mangun Tere liye...!!!

Dost ...

Bas Dua hai ke tu Duniya mein

kabhi kisi ka mohtaaj na ho...!!!

Aameen.

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Life Message

Why are you living a

complicated Life ?

Miss someone ?

Call.

Want to meet ?

Invite.

Wanna be understood ?

Explain

Have questions ?

Ask.

Don't like it ?

Say it.

Like it ?

Share it.

Want something ?

Ask for it.

Nobody will know

whats going on your mind..

Its better to express rather

than expect !

We just Live one Life,

Keep it Simple. :)

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Loneliness Message

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai

tanhai,

Ek toote hue patte se poch

kya hoti hai judai,

Ye bewafai ka ilzam na de

mujhe,

Tu waqt se poch ke kis waqt

teri yaad na ai.

Funny Message

Peer : Beta... Koi mannat

maango !!

Mureed : Please mujhe phir se

unmarried kardein.

Peer : Beta mannat maango

jannat nahi. ;p :D

Reason Message

Agar tu

wajah na pochey to aik

baat kahun,

Dost...

Bin tere ab

hum se

Jiya nahi jata.

True Message

Damn True :

When someone says they have

to ask you a question,

you quickly get a mini heart

attack and think of all the

bad things you have done.. :)

Ramadan Message

As you see the Crescent Moon.

May all your dreams come true.

May Allah forgive all your sins.

May Allah's blessings always shine on you and 

may Allah give you all of that you ask him.

Remember me in your Prayers.

WISHING YOU A BLESSED RAMADAN.

Beauty Of Belief Message

Beauty of belief in Allah...

" If He doesn't give me when I ask, He will surely give me when I need."

True Friend Message

If God asks me :
" What do you want?"

" Million dollars or a true Friend?"

I will choose,

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" Million Dollars "

Be practical yaar,

Mil ke urainge :D