Exam Message

3 steps to write in Exam :

1- Look up for

Inspiration.

2- Look down for

Concentration.

and then...

3- Look around for

Information. :D

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

4

Miss me more.

Three three

6

Friendship is fix.

Four four

8

You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Pathan Message

Pathan ki qabar mein pehli

raat 62 farishte aye...

2 farishte sawal poch rahe

the aur baqi ke 60...

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Pathan ko sawal samjha 

rahe the. :D ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Chemistry at its Peak :

Teacher : What happens 

when carbon monoxide

reacts with 2 molecules of

iron ?

Student : Coffee !!

Teacher : How ? :O

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Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !! :) ;p

Teacher Shocks

Student Rocks ! :D

Funny Message

Agar thakawat ya kamzori ki

wajah se ap se hila bhi na

ja raha ho,

to

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Bijli ke switch mein 2 unglian

daalein. Aapka ang ang hil

jayega. :)

Don't be thankful,

Its my duty :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Racism Message

Height Of Racism :

A white kid goes and stands

between two black kids.

And says :

" Mommy, see I made

an Oreo...!!!:D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Kalma Message

Kalmah ke 2 hisse hain...

Dono mein

12, 12

Harf hain.

Pehla hissa

" Madsad-e-Zindagi "

sikhata hai

aur

Dosra

" Tarz-e-Zindagi"

Message Of The Day

" Message of the Day."

We have 2 eyes & 1 tongue,

which means we need to look twice & talk once...

We have 2 ears & 1 mouth,

so we need to listen more than we talk...

We have 2 hands & 1 stomach,

so we need to work twice as much as we eat...

We have two major brain parts left & right & one heart,

so we can think twice but Love only once...

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to Live.!!

Challenge Message

Challenge for you & your all friends.

Challenge :

A boy asked the name of the Girl.

The Girl wrote this code on the book.

6/2

2/1

9/4

4/3

2/1

If you are expert then tell the name within 1 hour :D

The answer is :

Nazia.

Hope But Funny Message

Isi umeed pe beemar ho ke lait gae hain,

Faraz...

Tum ao ge to 2,4 kilo " Aam "

bhi sath laoge.

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Abey !!

Chaunsa lana,

langra nahi. :D