Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Little Boy-Girl Message

A little boy says 

I love you

to a girl.

But she says

she likes someone else.

The boy in sad mood

looks down and after few

secs looks again at her and 

says :

" Kutti." :D

Boy Funny Message

Larka burkey wali ko cherte hue :

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kaisi ho meri Khalda ?

Burkey wali : Ghor se dekh manhoos

na Dalda na Khalda main hun 

teri Walda. :)

Parrot Message

1 admi shop pe tota lene gaya, usne dekha totey ke dono paun pe aik blue aur red dori bandhi hai.

Admi ne blue dori khinchi to tota bola

" Assalam O Alaikum."

Red dori khinchi to tota bola

" Kya haal hain apke?"

Admi ne dono dori ek sath khinchi to tota bola...

" Haramipan mat kar,

Gir jaunga." :D