Baby Funny Message

A baby was born laughing

really hard with its fist tightly

closed. The confused doctor 

unfolded its tiny finger and found

a birth control pill.! ;p :D

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Funny & Insulting Message

Journalist : Apka favourite phool kaun sa hai??

Meera : So nice question !!

Phoolon mein mujhe "Flower" bohot pasand hai .. 

:-X :-/

True Message

Dear Human,

You get mad when I wake you up 

& you also get mad when I dont wake you !!

What do you want ?

From,

Confused

Alarm Clock :D

Funny Message But True

Boys are never Wrong.

Just sometimes Confused,

Rude,

Stubborn,

Senseless,

Emotional,

Unchangeable,

Crazy,

Syupid,

Idiot and even 

Mad.

But NEVER WRONG ..!! :D