Quote Message

You can't get this Quote

at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who

Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

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/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup

rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to

baras jayen gi.

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Fact Message

Real Fact

Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Problem Message

2get & 2give

creates to many problems.

But

(Just double it)

4get & 4give

solves all the problems.

Feeling Message

Cutest feeling in this world is...

When your eyes try to get a

single look of your love in a

crowd

And you find that he/she is

already looking at you :)

Akon Message

One day one black kid

knock Rajnikanth home

Rajni : Ae kon ??

Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his

fat wife :

" You are my only investment

in Life that has doubled." :D

Hurt Message

If you deeply hurt a person who

loves you madly,

He might forgive you but he will

never gather the courage to

love you again.

Love Message

Love does not need 

powerful eyes, cute voice

and lovely face.

It always needs a beautiful

responsible heart with

affection forever. :)

Life Message

Zindagi behtar hoti hai jab

ap khush hote hain.

Magar,

Zindagi behtreen hoti hai

jab dosre log apki wajah

se khush hote hain.

Single Message

When someone takes your cell

for hours & you are in no hurry

to get it back

Then

You realize how poor single

you are :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my

favorite accident...

And,

Even today I love that

Injuries.

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D

Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to

aise mango jaise tumhare

baap ki hai.

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Aur nahi mili to soch lena

konsa mere baap ki thi :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Mobile Message

Yadon mein na dhondo

hamein

Dil mein hum bas jainge

Tamanna ho agar milne

ki to

On karo Mobile hum

Inbox mein hi mil

jainge :D

Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare :

We make 100 mistakes daily

but we don't hate our self,

and others make only 1

mistake &

we hate them in a second !!

Someone Message

Someone is nothing,

to be loved by someone is

something,

but to be loved by the one

you love is everything.

Be Blessed :)

Winter Message

Hold your right cheek with your

right hand & hold your left

cheek with your left hand !!

You know what it is ?

Meri taraf se

Koochi kocchi ku :)

Happy Winter Days :)

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Allah Message

Lot of things go

Unquestioned

&

A lot of questions go

Unanswered.

Few words go

Unsaid

&

Few go

Unheard.

Some dreams are born

Dead

&

Some are buried

Alive.

Some flowers grow best in the

sun, others do well in the shade !

Allah always knows what is

best for us. So, He puts us where

we grow the best.

Always hope for the best and

Trust the Almighty Allah.

He is everywhere and never

let anyone alone.

Animals Message

If animals have FB, these are

most likely to be their status

updates...

Cockroach : Managed to skip

from someone's foot step. Man,

I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p

Cat : My 7th child is asking

who is her dad. What shall I tell

her ? I don't even remember ! :D

Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this

is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/

Chicken : if tomorrow i am not

updating my status, means I am

being served at KFC. Love you

all <3.

Octopus : I have just refilled

my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^

Pig : Oh gosh they throw the

gossip that i am spreading

flu... WTF !! :X

Goat : Friends, don't go out.

Eid holiday is coming. :'(

Pig writes a comment on goat's

status : Luckily I am Haram.

| 4 Likes |

Goat replies : Don't you remember

that after Eid, the Chinese

new year ?

| 1000 Likes | :D :p

Attachment Message

When attachment dies in a 

relationship...

Formalities are born !!

And when formalities are born,

nothing remains in the

relationship.

Keep your relations free

from Formal ways !!

Morning Message

Moon is upset and

Sun is happy.

Because,

Moon is going to miss you

and

Sun is waiting to see you.

So,

Have a sweet and lovely

morning.

Frogs Message

Two frogs sitting together :

1st : Trrrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : trrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : Tarartrrrrr.

2nd : Look bro ! Don't change the topic ;p

Recover Message

5 things you cannot recover

in Life :

Stone after thrown

Word after said

Occasion after missed

Time after gone

and

Trust after lost...!!!

Newton Message

Newton's wife to Newton :

How am I looking ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

Wife : What ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

=(sin c/cos c) sin c

=1/cos c

=sec c ;p

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p