Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

4

Miss me more.

Three three

6

Friendship is fix.

Four four

8

You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya

aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache

pe chipkaya :

10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche

pohcha do.!

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.

Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya

to usey paise mil gaye

aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :

Khuda qasam,

paise ka gham nahi,

gham is baat ka hai ke

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D

Funny Message

1 larke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.

Boy was not in that city,

so he ordered 24 red roses for

his girlfriend

&

called her up :

Dear, mene tumhare liye utne

rose bheje hain,

jitne saal ki tum hogai ho....

While delivering,

Florist thought,

Ye aj ka mera sab se acha

customer hai...

Chalo main isse 10 roses free

mein de deta hun.

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Aur aj tak larka nahi samajh paya

ke uska breakup kyun hua ?

:D

Making You Feel Old Message

Things that make you feel Old !!

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was realeased 16

years ago.

Windows XP was released 10 years ago, in 2001.

The new millenium is more than a decade old.

Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 9 years ago.

It will be 10 years since 9/11.

The matrix  came out 12 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 46 today.

Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 14 years.

Remember Jungle Book ?

That was more than 15 years ago.

Macaulay Culkin is 30 today.

Home alone came out over 20 years ago.

The youngest spice girl is 35,

the oldest backstreet boy 39.

The first Harry potter book came out 14 years ago.

The first season of  F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17

years ago.