Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Life Message

Valuable sentence for Life :

" Don't show so much of care

to anyone because,

it creates a non curable pain

when they start avoiding you."

Have a nice day :)

Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose

their front teeth so that you

easily know them when they

smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup

rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to

baras jayen gi.

Facebook Message

Na cheeno mere mulk ke

naujawano se Facebook

ki service,

Faraz.

Aik yehi to book hai jo wo

dil laga kar parhte hain.

Women Message

Women are like Electric

Current !!

If handled with care they will

Light up your Life !!

But,

If mishandled they will give

you shocks throughout your

Life !! :)

Funny Message

Boys and Girls get into

Love because of

Misunderstanding...

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And breakup when they

Understand each other !!

Essay Message

Aya tha paper mein Essay

chand par,

Parche mein sab ne chehra

mera bana diya.

('.')

<))>

_//_

Ufffff !

Ye dost bhi na,

1st ainge sab ke sab. :D ;p

Funny Message

Taras ata hai mujhe apni

masoom si palkon par

Jab wo bheeg ke kehti hain ke

hum se ab kisi aur ki shadi

ka card parha nahi jata.

(,")

<))>

Ammi bas ab bohot hogaya ! :(

Advantage Message

What is the advantage for

unmarried people ?

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Think !

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Give up ?

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Wo bed ki dono side se

utar sakte hain ! ;p

People Message

People say we are crazy

when we smile alone with

no reason !

But,

They never know that it is

the real smile with sweetest

reason with someone special

in mind. :)

Asian Message

* Funny fact of all Asians *

Koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,

tab bhi,

Kapra ganda hi mangte

hain...!!! :)

Analogy Message

Funny analogy for all

Teachers :

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They teach us just like

making plain Rice in class

& expect from us to cook

Biryani in exams. :D

Funny Message

Can you read it fast in English !

My

A my

They my

They they my

A my they na my

They they na my...

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Khuley nahi hain maaf karo ! ;p :D