Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Giggling Bites Message

In the past,

when you were angry with

someone...

You argue with them.

Now...

..

..

..

.

.

.

.

.

.

You just delete them

from Facebook. ;p

Trust Message

Us insan par bharosa karo jo

tumhari 3 batein jaan sake...

1- Muskurahat ke peeche dukh !

2- Ghusse ke peeche pyar !

aur

3- Chup rehne ke peeche wajah !

Wisdom message

Words Of Wisdom :

1- If you are right then there is

no need to get angry.

And if you are wrong then you

don't have any right to get

angry.

2- Patience with family is love.

Patience with others is respect.

Patience with self is confidence.

3- Never think hard about past,

it brings tears.

Don't think more about future,

it brings fears.

Live this moments with a smile,

it brings cheers.

4- Every test in our life makes

us bitter or better.

Every problem comes to make

us or break us.

Choice is ours, whether we

become victim or victorious.

5- Search a beautiful heart,

not a beautiful face.

Beautiful things are not

always good, but 

good things are always beautiful.

Insult Message

When someone insults you...

Think before you react...

It takes 72 muscles to get

angry,

Only 14 muscles to smile.

But,

Only 4 muscles to extend your

hands and Slap that Idiot. :D

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

Chinese Astrology Message

The Fourth letter of your

name reveals your character.!

A : Gifted.

B : Loved by all.

C :Innocent.
D :Talented.
E : Good heart.
F : Feel for others.
G : Logical thinking.
H : Calm.
I : Respected.
J : Enjoy life.
K : Lovable.
L : Funny.
M : Great person.
N : Proud.
O : Sportive.
P : Smiling.
Q : Cool.
R : Unpredictable.
S : Caring.
T : Genuine.
U : Practical & genius.
V : Angry.
W : Take it easy.
X : Intelligent.
Y : Enjoyable.
Z : Jovial.

Check yours :)

Islamic Message

Kisi ne Pyare Nabi

Sallal Laho Alaihe Wa'alehi Wasallam

se pocha :

" Main Allah ke ghusse se

bachna chahta hoon."

Aap ne Farmaya :

" Logon par ghussa 

karna chor do."

Teacher-Student Message

Student : Miss, I like you so much.

I want to marry you.

Teacher(angry) : I hate children.

Student : Miss, we will try not to have children. :D

Classical message

Classical jawab.

1st Dost : Aisa kya karun ke teri shadi ke baad main teri biwi ko cinema le kar jaun aur tu naraz bhi na ho ?

2nd Dost : Meri shadi apni behen se kara de..!!

Someone Special Message

The best thing in life is when someone special gets angry with you & say

" I'll never talk to you"

But

Still comes back to you,

Just to inform,

Main naraz hoon acha !!

Golden Words Message

* Golden Words *

Dosti aur pyar unse karo jo Nibhana jante hon.

Nafrat unse karo jo Bhulana jante hon

Aur

Ghussa unse karo jo Manana jante hon.