Single Message

When someone takes your cell

for hours & you are in no hurry

to get it back

Then

You realize how poor single

you are :D

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Officer Message

Officer to drunk guy :

How high are you ?

Drunk guy : No officer, its :

" Hi ! How are you ?" ;p :D

Life Message

When your absence does not

alter someone's Life,

then accept the reality that

your presence has no meaning

in their Life.

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Invitation Message

Invitation for

Bar B Q Dinner :

Dear Friends,

You are invited at

* Some text missing *

Thanks :)

Jab pura sms aa jaye to

aa jana.

Koi bahana nahi chalega ;p

Teacher-Student Message

K.G. Boy : Ma'am, may I go

to washroom ?

Ma'am : nahi ! Pehle A to Z

sunao phir jana.

Boy : A B C D E F G H I J K

L M N    Q R S  U V W X   Z.

Ma'am : P,O,T,Y kahan gaye?

Boy : Meri naikar mein

nikal gai. :D

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.

Doctor-Memon Message

Doctor memon se : Keley ka chilka

nazar nahi aya jo aap phisal

gaye ?

Memon : main paun rakh ke

dekh raha tha ke chilkey mein

kela to nahi hai.

True Message

If you never thank Allah

after every smile,

Then,

You have no right to blame

him for every tear...!!!

People Message

People say we are crazy

when we smile alone with

no reason !

But,

They never know that it is

the real smile with sweetest

reason with someone special

in mind. :)

Heart Message

This will surely touch every

heart some day !!!!

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" Stethoscope." (",)

No clapping please !!

Thank you !! :D ;p

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Truth Message

" Truth is always like

oil in water.

No matter how much

of water you add,

it always floats on top."

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Its too cold

over here.

Boy : You want my

jacket ?

Girl : No ! I want your arms

wrapped around me.

Boy : Pagal ! Aise nahi karte

gunah milta hai...!!! ;p

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Night Message

Raat ki tanhai mein unko

awaz diya karte hain,

Raat mein sitaron se unka

zikar kiya karte hain,

Woh ayen ya na ayen hamare

khwabon mein,

Hum to bas unhi ka intezar

kiya karte hain...

Good Night

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

o.O

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D