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Showing posts with label Lover. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lover. Show all posts

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Challenge Message

Do you have a Lover ?

If your answer is " Yes "
then close your eyes & think
about your Lover for a second.
Now close the message and press
00# on screen. Then see what your
mobile says. :)

Monday, 17 October 2011

Painful Moment Message

Most painful moment :


When you go to the stage of your
lover's marriage and the
photographer asks you...

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Smile Please. :D

Friday, 14 October 2011

Friends Message

Friends are totally amazing,
 Because...

In Life, relations have many
names.
But the best 1 is Friendship.

Mom says : Tell me my child
whats your problem ? I am
like your friend.

Dada says : Don't feel scared.
Take me as your friend.

Brother/sister says : Come on
buddy, don't hide anything 
from me. I am like your friend.

Lover says : Come on sweetheart.
Treat me as your friend.

Only friend says :
Han mujhe kyun bataye ga.
Main konsa tera dost hun.

Dedicated to my super
duper, lovely and
great Friend !

Thursday, 29 September 2011

Difference Message

The difference between
Friend and Lover :

Lover says :
" Darling, please drive safely
and slowly."









Friends says :
" Bhaga saley
bhaga,
agey wali car mein
bachiyan hain..."

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki
qaba kyun nahi dete,
Usko chaha hai to phir
usko bata kyun nahi dete,
Wo jo tumhein chor gaya
majburi-e-halaat suna kar,
Uski tasweer ko kamre se
hata kyun nahi dete,
Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 
mehboob rahe,
Apni sochon ko koi rung
naya kyun nahi dete,
Jab se toota hai mera rabt
meri sanson se,
Mere hi ghar mein mujhe
log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Monday, 26 September 2011

Funny Friends message

If you pass in exam :

Mom : Kitni khushi ki baat hai.
Dad : Mera beta sher hai.
Lover : So sweet !! Muahh !!
&
Friends : Kutte ! Kamine ! Zalil ! Tu
ne itna kab parha ? ;p

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Friendship Message

Fan changed to A.C.
Radio changed to T.V.
Cassette to Cd
Lover to Wife.

But,

Friends saaley kitne hi
kharaab hon,
There's no option.
They can never be replaced.
Kya karun yaar koi option hai to
bata. :D

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Lover Message

Excellent line said by a Lover.

" I have no words to explain my
Love, because
I have got an amazing person
who can understand even my
silence.!

Monday, 5 September 2011

Lover Message

Fantastic answer to your Lover
for, " Why didn't you receive 
my call ?"
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I was dancing at
my Ringtone... :D

Saturday, 20 August 2011

Girl Message

Memon girl : Yaar aj papa ne mujhe
apne lover ke sath bike pe jate hue
dekh liya...

2nd girl : Oh no !! Phir kya hua ?

Memon girl :
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Phir kya, papa ne bus ka
kiraya wapis maang liya.. ;p

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Friendship Message

Boy : Aaj accident hua, marte marte bacha hun...

Dad : Tumhari hi ghalti hogi.

Mom : Mera beta, theek to hai na tu ?

Sis : Bhai, kahin chot to nahi ai kahin ?

Bro : Yar dehan se chalaya kar.

Lover : Tumhein mera zara bhi khayal nahi ?


Friend : O shit, biryani milte milte reh gai, jaa yaar.... :D

Moral : Dost hote hi beghairat hain :D

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Morning Message

The best Love quote by the sweet Lover :


The favorite day of my Life will be when ME & YOU become WE.!

GOOD MORNING. :)

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Game Message

Choose your favorite subject,
then i'll tell you ke apke dil mein had se ziada kis ke liye mohabbat hai...

Physics
Biology
Maths
English
Islamiat
Chemistry
Urdu
Pakistan Studies


ANSWERS

Physics=Children se.
Biology= Lover se.
Maths= Ammi se.
English= Mangetar se.
Islamiat= Koi khas.
Chemistry= Mujh se.
Urdu= Family se.
Pakistan Studies= Father se.

Monday, 4 July 2011

Advantage Message

Advantage of Not having LOVER..

1-  Can sleep well.

2- Can save time & money.

3- No missed call at mid night.

4- No worries about how I look.

5- No need to activate cheaper call rate scheme.

6- No need to recharge twice a day.

7- Can talk to all Boys & Girls.

8- The most important,
You can forward this to all..!! :)

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Love Message

Uske honton ko dekha to mere dil mein khayal aya,

" Mohsin "

Woh lafz kitne 'Nasheeley' honge jo inhein chu kar guzarte hain..!!

Saturday, 25 June 2011

Love Message

Lovely Answer.

Girl : If your mom and me were to fall in the water, who would you save.?

Boy : I'd jump into the water,
save my mom
and Die with You.

Monday, 20 June 2011

Astrology Message

New research of Astrologers.

Never believe in 3 people,
Gemini, Capricorn & Pieces. 
Because they are the most Selfish and Mean.

Never lose 3 people,
Taurus, Cancer & Aries.
Because they are the most Sincere and True Lovers.

Never share with 3 people,
Virgo, Libra & Scorpio.
Because they can never keep Secrets & Cheat people by Crocodile Tears.

Never reject 3 people,
Leo, Sagittarius & Aquarius.
Because they are true Friends & never think Bad for anyone.