Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

True Message

Woman's tongue and

man's eye,

.

.

.

.

Relax only,

when they die !

Boy-Girl Message

Larki : I love you.

Larka : Main bhi tumse

I love you kahun to kya karogi ?

Larki : Khushi se mar jaungi.

Larka : Ja meri behen,

Jee Le Apni Zindagi. ;p

Human Message

Insan bhi kya

shay hai.

Dolat kamane

ke liye apni

sehat kho deta hai,

Aur phir sehat ko

wapis paane

ke liye apni

dolat kho

deta hai.

Mustaqbil ko

soch ke apna

hal zaya

karta hai,

Aur mustaqbil

mein apna maazi yaad

kar ke rota hai.

Jeeta aise hai

jaise kabhi

marna hi nahi,

Aur mar aise 

jata hai jaise

kabhi jiya hi nahi...

Funny Message

Uske chorh jane ke baad main to

marne hi wala tha,

Yaron >>>!!!

Ke achanak yaad aya,

uski cousin ne bhi apna number

dya tha.

/('.')/

(    )

/    /

Uth shehzade himmat kar.

Sad Ghost Message

A sad story :( :(

A psychic Talking to a ghost..

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to Save

Someone.

PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.
PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've

sacrificed your own life just 4 her.

maybe She's sad now,because of your death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause The one that i saved is The man that She 

love.. :'(

Sad Message

Hum har roz udaas hote hain aur

sham guzar jati hai,

Faraz...

Kisi roz sham udaas hogi aur

hum guzar jainge...

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank

Allah.

If you have food in your fridge,

clothes on your back,

a roof over your head and a place to sleep,

you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,

a little change and can go anywhere you want,

you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than

illness,

you are more blessed than the millions of people who 

will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,

you are more fortunate than three billion

people in the world who cannot see,

cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining

about pain from others,

its about a thousand other

reasons to Thank Allah.

Have a blessed Life,

 Aameen.

Sardar Message

Sardar rail ki patri pe laita tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kar rahe ho ?

Rail guzri to mar jaoge.

Sardar : Abhi upar se jahaz guzra,

kuch nahi hua, Rail kya cheez hai.. :D

Need Message

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I die.

I need just one person who is ready to Die

when I cry.

Need Message

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I die.

I need just one person who is ready to Die

when I cry.

Need Message

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I die.

I need just one person who is ready to Die

when I cry.

Need Message

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I die.

I need just one person who is ready to Die

when I cry.

Supplication Message

Let everybody participate in this spontaneous supplication ;

Ya Allah ! Don't take my soul away until you are Happy with me, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Give me death while i'm in Sajdah, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Let the last words of my life be the Kalma Shahadat, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! ! If i die in sleep, let my heart beat the Zikr of Allah, Aameen.

Oh Allah ! The guider of the lost souls, forgive the Entire Ummah !! Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Forgive my parents, my friends, my teachers, my family, Aameen Summa Aameen.

Try to send this Supplication to all without failing to say AAMEEN.

Girl Message

All the girls who die for a zero figure.. Remember,

" Real men go for curves...

Only Dogs go for bones.." :D

Bollywood Message

Titanic Bollywood Script

In the end,

ShahRukh Khan doesn't die & reaches on land.

Swimming across Ocean with Kajol's hand in one hand & pulling Titanic with other hand X-D

Love Message

Lovely Answer.

Girl : If your mom and me were to fall in the water, who would you save.?

Boy : I'd jump into the water,

save my mom

and Die with You.