I am Message

I am not well :(

and..

I am not a river or canal

either.... :D

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Stupid Message

Intehai  Farigh Shair Arz kiya hai :

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

Wah Wah ...

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

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www.google.com :D

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

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Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

True Message

Kaise main maan loon ke

koi mera bahi raha .. !!

Jab tak Khuda ki zaat

hai, tanha nahi hoon main ..!!

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.

Funny Message

Question of the Year !

Students raat ko kyun parhte

hain ?

Answer :

Kyun ke din mein to dhoop

parhti hai.

(",)

<))>

_/?_

Oh my God ! I am so

Genius ! ;p :D

Period Message

Dear Periods,

The only reason I like you

is because you are a sign that

I am not pregnant.

Sincerely,

Girls :D

Friendship Message

I am weak in Maths but I am

able to count the minutes

which I spend with you...

I am weak in History but I

never forget you as a friend

in my Life...

I am weak in Geography but I

can recognize the wonderful

place where I first met you...

I am weak in studies but I 

know I can get 101% in

your beautiful and sweet

Friendship... :)

Addicted Message

People smoke & drink for 

few days & get Addicted.

Look at me...

I am studying since

childhood but not yet

addicted to studies. :)

This is called

" Self Control." ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Life-Death Morning Message

Life asked Death :

" Why people Love me

and hate you ?"

Death replied :

" Because you are a

' Beautiful ' Lie,

and I am a ' Painful '

Truth."

Good Morning :)

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

o.O

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Sad Message

Hum kitne bewafa hain ke ek

dum unke dil se nikal gaye,

Wasi !!

Unmein kitni wafa thi ke aj tak

hamare dil se nahi gaye...

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Funny Message

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe

nahi aati,

Ae Dost....

" I am so beautiful." seedhi

si baat hai... :)

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Oye pani phaik......

Kuch jal raha hai. :D

Creativity Message

Height Of Creativity :

Girl : I have saved my boyfriend's 

number as
" Low Battery."

So,

Whenever he calls & i am not

around, my mom plugs my

phone to charger unknowingly. :D