Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Animals Message

If animals have FB, these are

most likely to be their status

updates...

Cockroach : Managed to skip

from someone's foot step. Man,

I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p

Cat : My 7th child is asking

who is her dad. What shall I tell

her ? I don't even remember ! :D

Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this

is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/

Chicken : if tomorrow i am not

updating my status, means I am

being served at KFC. Love you

all <3.

Octopus : I have just refilled

my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^

Pig : Oh gosh they throw the

gossip that i am spreading

flu... WTF !! :X

Goat : Friends, don't go out.

Eid holiday is coming. :'(

Pig writes a comment on goat's

status : Luckily I am Haram.

| 4 Likes |

Goat replies : Don't you remember

that after Eid, the Chinese

new year ?

| 1000 Likes | :D :p

Cockroach Message

Seeing a cockroach in your

sandwich is not a problem

but,

seeing a half cockroach in your

half sandwich is definitely a

big problem :D

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : I wanna tell you something.

Girl : Its not good to talk while eating.

( After eating )

Girl : Now tell me.

Boy : There was a cockroach

in your food. ;p

Cockroach Message

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing actually.

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The real problem starts when it Disappears. :D

Kahan gaya?

Kahan gaya?

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