Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Funny Message

Boys and Girls get into

Love because of

Misunderstanding...

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And breakup when they

Understand each other !!

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

" Makeup is a harmful Drug.

Once you start using it...

You will feel ugly

without it." ;p :D

Difference Funny Message

Two girls wearing same T-shirt

response : Kamini copied my style.

Two boys wearing same T-shirt

response : Arey mera bhai. :)

Quote Message

Excellent Quote :

Maa ke aanchal mein sone ka sukh

agli nasal nahi le payegi,

Kyun ke jeans aur shirt pehenne

wali Maa,

aanchal kaha se layegi.

A silent Message for Girls !

Period Message

Dear Periods,

The only reason I like you

is because you are a sign that

I am not pregnant.

Sincerely,

Girls :D

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Funny Message

Larkiyan chahe kitni bhi

khoobsurat kyun na hon

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Paad to sab hi marti hongi :D

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                             )) Phusssss

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Aye haye gandi :D

Difference Message

The difference between

Friend and Lover :

Lover says :

" Darling, please drive safely

and slowly."

Friends says :

" Bhaga saley

bhaga,

agey wali car mein

bachiyan hain..."

Research Message

According to a recent

research...

Dinosaurs- Rawwwr !!

Cats- Meow !!

Dogs- Bhow !!

Ducks- Quack !!

Lions- Roar !!

And

Girls- Awwwwwwwwww !! :D

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Sad Message

She met him after a long

breakup.

She told him : Sorry, I've met

a new one. I have a new boyfriend

and another future.

How about your Life ?

He closed his eyes to hide his

tears. Remembered all the 

memories. He shared her pain

before, her happy moments

and how he refused many other

girls just to stay with her.

He kept the remains of his

pride and collected his force,

smiled and said :
" Sorry ma'am, but do I know you ?"

Husband-Wife Message

Wife: I read a research today, 

I Wonder why do Girls live longer than Boys?

Husband : Sweetheart, because shopping never causes Heart Attacks, .. But 

Paying the Bills does.... :D

Funny Boy-Girl Message

Boy : Tum larkiyan khoobsurat

kyun hoti ho...??

Girl : Kyun ke Allah ne hamein

apne hath se banaya hai.

Boy : Bol to aise rahi ho jaise

hamein net se download 

kiya hai.

Girls-Boys Message

Girl's smile creates greatest

confusion in Boy's mind...

Ghanton tak samajh mein hi nahi aata...

Ke hass ke dekh rahi hai

ya

dekh ke hass rahi hai... ;p

Facebook Message

Dear girls,

When a guy adds you on

Facebook it means he wants to

be your friend not your husband,

that's why its called a friend

request not a proposal..!!

Don't be afraid to accept...

Kha nahi jaega wo apko.. ;p

A public service message

by Boys :p

Good Sisters Message

People say good sisters are

hard to find...

But that is because the

best are already mine...

I Love You !!

Send this to your sis & all

the girls that you love

as a sister. :)

Car Message

No matter what guys are driving,

5500cc Ferrari

2800cc BMW

2400cc Accord

or

1800cc Civic.

They are not able to overtake a

800cc Suzuki full 

of Girls :)