Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

Test Message

Driving Test : What will

you do at a red light ?

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Girl : I usually respond to

texts, check my mails and see

the updates on facebook. ;p

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Wisdom message

Words Of Wisdom :

1- If you are right then there is

no need to get angry.

And if you are wrong then you

don't have any right to get

angry.

2- Patience with family is love.

Patience with others is respect.

Patience with self is confidence.

3- Never think hard about past,

it brings tears.

Don't think more about future,

it brings fears.

Live this moments with a smile,

it brings cheers.

4- Every test in our life makes

us bitter or better.

Every problem comes to make

us or break us.

Choice is ours, whether we

become victim or victorious.

5- Search a beautiful heart,

not a beautiful face.

Beautiful things are not

always good, but 

good things are always beautiful.

Facebook Message

A student's facebook status

during class :

" I am online from class."

Comment from his teacher :

" Beta test mein zero mila hai.

Aakar dekhe ga ya tag karun?"

:D

Stress Test Message

Try out this stress test. Pause

after every question & answer

it in your mind... Don't cheat.

1- What does ECG mean ?

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Electrocardiography.

2- What does EMG mean ?

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Electromyography.

3- What does EEG mean ?

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Electroencephalography.

4- What does EGG mean ?

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Its a small, white, oval shaped

thing that a hen or a bird lays !

If you failed this question, you

are stressed !!

Chill out :)

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 

Sixty Two.

Son's name is

Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is

Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.