Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Invitation Message

Invitation for

Bar B Q Dinner :

Dear Friends,

You are invited at

* Some text missing *

Thanks :)

Jab pura sms aa jaye to

aa jana.

Koi bahana nahi chalega ;p

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

" Makeup is a harmful Drug.

Once you start using it...

You will feel ugly

without it." ;p :D

Period Message

Dear Periods,

The only reason I like you

is because you are a sign that

I am not pregnant.

Sincerely,

Girls :D

Google Message

Dear Google

Please stop behaving like a

Husband. Kindly let me complete

my sentence before you

give suggestions. ;p

NGO Message

The Founder of the World's

biggest NGO for rights of

Mothers, John Michael once

said :

" I used to hate my Mom. She

had only one eye, that made

her very ugly. After getting

married, I had never met her."

But before her death, she

wrote me a letter saying :

" O my dear son !

You have been hating me

throughout your Life, because

I had only an eye. Now before

leaving this World I want to

disclose that in your childhood,

you had accidentally lost an eye.

You looked very ugly, but to make

you look beautiful, I donate

one of my eye to you. Please !
Forgive me for my ugliness.

Good Bye...!!!"

Funny Message

1 larke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.

Boy was not in that city,

so he ordered 24 red roses for

his girlfriend

&

called her up :

Dear, mene tumhare liye utne

rose bheje hain,

jitne saal ki tum hogai ho....

While delivering,

Florist thought,

Ye aj ka mera sab se acha

customer hai...

Chalo main isse 10 roses free

mein de deta hun.

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

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Aur aj tak larka nahi samajh paya

ke uska breakup kyun hua ?

:D

Fantastic message

Dear Mother-in-law :

" Don't teach me how to handle my

children, I am living with one of yours

and he needs a lot of Improvement."

:)

Funny Message

Smallest leave application

by a KG boy

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Dear Sir,

Main nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

Thank you, bas nahi aunga. :D

Independence Day Message

We cannot live forever

so why don't we sacrifice

ourselves for our dear homeland,

yes it is an easy job.

Happy Independence Day

Pakistan Zindabad.

Facebook Message

Dear girls,

When a guy adds you on

Facebook it means he wants to

be your friend not your husband,

that's why its called a friend

request not a proposal..!!

Don't be afraid to accept...

Kha nahi jaega wo apko.. ;p

A public service message

by Boys :p

Google message

Humble request...

Dear Google,

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Can you just let me write my sentence before you start guessing it. :D

Morning Message

Dear coustmer,

ur sleeping time has expired....now u cannot use bed anymore..

to subscribe again please wait 4 d night....

so " GOOD MORNING" & Have a nice day 2 all........:)