Mr. Bean message

You don't need words to show

that you care for someone.

Like Mr. Bean, he barely

speaks but he never leaves

his teddy bear behind.

That's caring :)

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to

aise mango jaise tumhare

baap ki hai.

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Aur nahi mili to soch lena

konsa mere baap ki thi :D

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Women Message

Women are like Electric

Current !!

If handled with care they will

Light up your Life !!

But,

If mishandled they will give

you shocks throughout your

Life !! :)

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Love Message

The love of Allah is like

an Ocean.

You can see its beginning

but not its end..

Have a Blessed Life :)

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Explaining Message

The hardest thing in Life is to

explain the reason why you Love

someone. . . 

It's like trying to explain

the taste of Water.

Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Awkward Moment Message

The most awkward moment is

when you get back home from

college and look at yourself in

the mirror thinking :

" Did I really look like this

all day?"

:D

Good And Bitter Message

Achi aur Karwi baat :

Neki kar ke aise bhool jao,

Jese larki engagement ke baad

apne friends ko bhool jati hai. ;p

Baat karo haq ki !

Bhale hut jaye sabki... :)

Analogy Message

Funny analogy for all

Teachers :

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They teach us just like

making plain Rice in class

& expect from us to cook

Biryani in exams. :D

Period Message

Dear Periods,

The only reason I like you

is because you are a sign that

I am not pregnant.

Sincerely,

Girls :D

Facebook Message

If Facebook gets banned, You

will see people roaming on

the streets with there pictures

in there hands, crying and

screaming...

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Do you like this picture,

Do you ? :D ;p

Short Message

Short but Cute :

" Empty messages also look

adorable if you like the sender.!"

:)

Truth Message

" Truth is always like

oil in water.

No matter how much

of water you add,

it always floats on top."

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Friends Message

Friends are totally amazing,

 Because...

In Life, relations have many

names.

But the best 1 is Friendship.

Mom says : Tell me my child

whats your problem ? I am

like your friend.

Dada says : Don't feel scared.

Take me as your friend.

Brother/sister says : Come on

buddy, don't hide anything 

from me. I am like your friend.

Lover says : Come on sweetheart.

Treat me as your friend.

Only friend says :

Han mujhe kyun bataye ga.

Main konsa tera dost hun.

Dedicated to my super

duper, lovely and

great Friend !