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Showing posts with label Old. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

College Message

An old man went to college
that he studies at. Knocked 
the door of room #3 of the
hostel and said :


May I come in ? I have lived in
this room 30 years ago.


A young man opened the door
and let him enter.
The old man examined the
room and recalling everything
said :

The same old room, same old
wooden table, ventilator and same
old window that opens into the garden
and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found
a young girl hiding under the
bed.

The young man got alarmed and
said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.
She lost her earrings and is searching
for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to
Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :
Basanti, in kutton ke
samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who
the hell are you to order
me like this ?
You stupid guy using
abusive language. You
bloody fool. Hanging 
along with the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell 
coming from your body.
Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my
video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Friday, 7 October 2011

Funny Old Saying Message

Purani kahawat hai ke Dost
kitne hi nikamme hojayen,
Dua Salam rakhni chahye.
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Mene kaha janab
Assalam O Alaikum :)

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight
one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother
of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Monday, 26 September 2011

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife
after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise
like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 
during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly
habit when I was 16. :D

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have
a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks
rush on.

And before I know, a year
has gone.

I never see my old friend's
face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just
as well.

As in the days when I
rang her bell.

In times we were younger
when,

But now we are busy, tiered
then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make
a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking
of her.

But tomorrow comes &
tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows
and grows.

Around the corner yet miles
away,

Here's a telegram : She died
today.

That's what we get & 
deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A
Vanished Friend..!!

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,
Having two Fathers,
Three Mothers, 
15 Brothers,
17 Sisters,
7 Children
and
she was married 6 times
and
she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?
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With Facebook,
Anything is possible. :D;p

Saturday, 10 September 2011

Relations Message

Teen rishte teen waqton
par pehchane jate hain.

1- Aulaad-Burhape mein.

2- Dost- Musibat mein.

3- Biwi-Ghurbat mein.

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Eid Funny Message

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak.

I know ye jaldi hai,
par kya karun bohot sare sweet,
young dashing, smart friends
ko wish karna hai.
Socha pehle Buzurgo ko nipta dun... ;p

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Funny Message

" There will be plenty of time to
sleep when you are dead,
Life is for living so wake up &
Perform !!"

- Benjamin Franklin.


Buddha pagal tha
tu so jaa! :)

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Hadith Message

Hadees sharif...

1- Raat ka khana na choro.
Chahe 1 meethi khajoor kyun 
na ho.
Kyun ke raat ka khana chorna 
admi ko zaeef kar deta hai.
( Ibn-e-Maja).

2- Khauf mein tanhai mein rone
ke siwa koi bhi cheez Allah ki
narazgi ko nahi mita sakti.

3- Allah us shakhs ko abaad rakhta hai
jo Hadees sun ke dosron tak pochaye.

Jazak Allah.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Making You Feel Old Message

Things that make you feel Old !!

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was realeased 16
years ago.

Windows XP was released 10 years ago, in 2001.

The new millenium is more than a decade old.

Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 9 years ago.

It will be 10 years since 9/11.

The matrix  came out 12 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 46 today.

Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 14 years.

Remember Jungle Book ?
That was more than 15 years ago.

Macaulay Culkin is 30 today.

Home alone came out over 20 years ago.

The youngest spice girl is 35,
the oldest backstreet boy 39.

The first Harry potter book came out 14 years ago.

The first season of  F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17
years ago.

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Caste Message

Kisi ko uski ZAAT aur purane libas ki wajah se HAQEER na samajh na.

Kyun ke,

Tujhe dene wala aur usse dene wala :

" Aik hi hai."