Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Compromise-Ego Message

Compromise says : Its better

to change a little rather than

to lose someone forever.

Ego says : its always better

to leave the one who wants

to change you.

" Choice is Yours."

Funny Message

Dekh Boss

Apun ko tere sath Sms ka

dhanda band karne ka hai.

Bole to

Chapter Close.

Agar compromise karne ka hai

to

4-5 peti Sms ki bhej daal,

Warna Khalas. :)

Funny Definition Message

Funny Definitions.

Compromise : Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Tears : Hydraulic force by which means masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Conference : The confusion of 1 man multiplied by number present.

Experience : The name people give to their mistakes.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway," See i am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. :)