Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Relationship Message

The best kind of relationship

in the world is the one in

which a sorry and a smile can

make everything back to

normal again :)

Today's Truth Message

People are made to be Loved

and money is made to be

used.

The confusion in the World 

is...

Money is being Loved and

people are being used !

NGO Message

The Founder of the World's

biggest NGO for rights of

Mothers, John Michael once

said :

" I used to hate my Mom. She

had only one eye, that made

her very ugly. After getting

married, I had never met her."

But before her death, she

wrote me a letter saying :

" O my dear son !

You have been hating me

throughout your Life, because

I had only an eye. Now before

leaving this World I want to

disclose that in your childhood,

you had accidentally lost an eye.

You looked very ugly, but to make

you look beautiful, I donate

one of my eye to you. Please !
Forgive me for my ugliness.

Good Bye...!!!"

True Words Message

Niyat kitni bhi achi ho duniya

apko apke dikhawe se janti

hai....

Aur dikhawa kitna bhi acha

ho Allah apko apki niyat se

janta hai....

Funny Message

A guide standing before a

tourist group :

I welcome you all to Niagra

Falls. This is the World's largest

Waterfall & the sound intensity

of the waterfall is so high, even

20 Supersonic jets passing

over cant be heard. Now may

I request the ladies to keep

quiet so that we can hear the

Niagra Falls.

Serious Question Message

The most serious question in a

Girl's mind...

Every girl in the world thinks

about it everyday...

" Mere pas to kapre hi

nahi hain,

Aaj main kya pehnu?" :D

Sad Message

Main rone se darta hun,

Juda hone se darta hun.

Meri ankhein batati hain ke,

main sone se darta hun.

Meri ungli pakar lena,

mujhe tanha nahi karna.

Ye duniya aik mela hai,

Tumhein khone se darta hun.

Jab hansta hun to kyun palkon ke,

Goshe bheeg jate hain ?

Tumhein maloom hai main is

tarhan Rone se darta hun.

Jab se khwab dekha hai,

Mujhe tum chor jaoge,

Main ab khawabon se darta hun...

Main ab sone se darta hun.

Juda hone se darta hun.

Islamic Message

Jab insan ke jism se rooh nikali

jati hai to irshaad hota hai ke

wo insan itni drowni awazein

nikaalta hai ke agar dosra koi 

uski awaaz sun le to wo khauf se

bhag jaye.

Aur kehte hain ke us ke jism mein

itna dard hota hai ke uska jism 

chakna choor hota hai.

Phir irshaad hota hai ke agar wo

insan dobara duniya par aye aur ye

bataye ke mere sath nazah ke waqt

kya hua to Allah ki qasam duniya

ghalat kamon se bach jaye...

Is liye apse guzarish hai ke is 

message ko duniya tak pohchayen.

Books Message

Even if all the Musicians

in the World join together

to create a melody to

make us sleep,

They cannot win over our

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Text Books :D

True Message

There is only one perfect Mother

in the World,

every child think he has it.

There is only one perfect Child

in the World,

every mother think the neighbor

has it.

True Saying Message

Aik qaafla aik andheri gali se guzra.

Unke paon mein kankariyan chubhin.

Kuch logon ne is khayal se ke ye kisi aur ko 

bhi chubh sakti hain, naiki ki khatir

utha kar jaib mein rakh lein. Kuch ne

ziada aur kuch ne kam.

Jab andhere se bahar aa kar dekha

to wo heere the. Jinho ne uthae wo pachtaye

ke kam kyun uthaye, jinho ne na uthaye

wo bhi pachtaye.

Duniya ki zindagi ki missal isi

andhere ki hai. Naiki kankarion

ki tarhan hai. Is zindagi mein kardi

wo akhrat mein heere jaisi qeemti

hogi aur insan tarse ga ke ziada

kyun na ki...

Funny Message

If your eyes are sweet,

you will Love the world.

If your tongue is sweet,

the world will Love you.

&

If both are sweet

Phir to ap toofan macha doge,

Meri Tarhan :D

Bad Luck Message

Height of my Bad Luck !!

I want to kiss the most cute person in the world but ...

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My Lips can't touch my CHEEKS :D

Sad Message

Baat chali teri baaton se aur ja pohchi paimaney tak,

Kheench rahi hai teri ulfat aaj mujhe maikhane tak.

Ishq ki batein gham ki batein duniya wale karte hain,

Kis ne shamma ka dukh dekha aur kon gaya parwaney tak.

Ishq nahi hai tum ko mujhse sirf bahane karte ho,

Yunhi bahane qaim rakhna tum mere mar jane tak.

Itna hi kehna hai tumse mumkin ho to aa jana,

Aa jao to ruk jana bas dil ke sambhal jane tak.