Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Water Message

Don't drink water while

studying...

Because,

Chemistry says :

" Concentration decreases

when you add water." ;p :D

Explaining Message

The hardest thing in Life is to

explain the reason why you Love

someone. . . 

It's like trying to explain

the taste of Water.

Life Message

Life mein chahe kitna bhi dukh

miley,

gham miley,

apne aansu behne dena,

rokna mat.

Kyun ke...

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Ruke hue pani mein

Dengue machar paida

hote hain...!!! =D

Truth Message

" Truth is always like

oil in water.

No matter how much

of water you add,

it always floats on top."

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Funny Message

Hum gaye the unke ghar,

kehna tha dil se dil mila

lo...

Magar jab uske papa ne 

khola darwaza to

Hum ghabra ke bole :

" Uncle pani araha hai

motor chala lo." ;p :D

Funny Message

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe

nahi aati,

Ae Dost....

" I am so beautiful." seedhi

si baat hai... :)

(,")/

< ))

//_

Oye pani phaik......

Kuch jal raha hai. :D

Islamic Message

Assalam O Alaikum

Wo konsa pani hai jo Qayamat

ke roz nekiyon ke palre mein

rakha jaye ga ?

Answer : Wazu ka istemaal shuda

pani.

Water Message

Samandar ke khare pani ko

Allah meetha kar ke uthata

hai

aur

Barish ki shakal mein

barsata hai.

Baraf bana ke paak karta hai.

Wahan se naddi, nalon ki surat darya

mein girte hue zamino ko sairab

karta wapis samandar mein ja girta

hai.

Yehi pani bakri se doodh,

hiran se mushk,

makhi se shehad,

Sanp se zehar,

seep se nagina

aur

Insan ke liye Zindagi ban jata hai.

Yehi pani darakhton mein aam,

saib, anaar, naryal ban jata hai.

Phir sab ka rung, zaiqa, khushbu, taseer 

alag alag aur juda.

Ye sab aijabaat Allah ne aik pani mein

rakhe hain.

Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlaoge.?

Ramadan Message

" Ramzan Mubarak "

Jo mujhe duaon mein bhool jaye

Uske pakore jal jayen

Samoson mein pani gir jaye

Sandwich sookh jaye

Khane mein namak taiz hojaye

Milk shake mein makhi gir jaye

Sehri mein aankh na khule

Shoes ka size na mile

Eid ka dress na sile...

Ab soch lo

Faisla apke hath mein hai..

Duaon mein yaad rakhenge na ?? :D

Islamic Message

HAJR-E-ASWAD

Ye pathar Khaana Ka'aba mein laga hua hai. Ye jannat se zameen par utara gaya tha.

Is ki 2 hairat angaiz khoobian hain.

1- Hajr-e-Aswad pani mein kabhi nahi doobta.

2- Hajr-e-Aswad ko aag par jitna bhi garam kiya jaye ye phir bhi bilkul thanda rehta hai..

Islamic Message

Best Information.

Q1- Kon si bejaan cheez hai jisne Khane Kaaba ka tawaf kiya ?

Ans- Hazrat Nooh Alaihe Salam ki kashti.

Q2- Konse 3 pani hain jin ko khare ho kar peena chahiye ?

Ans- Zamzam, Buzurgon ka jhoota aur wazu ka bacha hua.

Q3- Konse 4 jandar hain jo bina maa ke paida hue ?

Hazrat Adam Alaihe Salam,

Bibi Hawwa Razi Allah Taalah Anha,

Hazrat Saleh Alaihe Salam ki Ontni

aur

Hazrat Ibraheem Alaihe Salam wala Dumba.

Q4- Wo konsi zameen hai jisko ek bar dekha gaya hai ab qayamat tak nahi dekha jaye ga ?

Ans- Darya-e-Neel ki zameen..

Love Message

Lovely Answer.

Girl : If your mom and me were to fall in the water, who would you save.?

Boy : I'd jump into the water,

save my mom

and Die with You.