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Showing posts with label Land. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Land. Show all posts

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.
How can I marry you ?
Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1
villa, 3 property land,
3 ferrari,
2 porsche...
Why I still need to buy
BMW ? How can I get the salary
when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to
what the guy have to say... :D

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Value Message

Hum anmol hain hamari
qadar karna,

Dost....!!


Barish ka katra zameen mein
jazb hone ke baad mila nahi
karta.!

Saturday, 13 August 2011

Rain Message

Har barish mein yehi dua hai
meri ke,
Barish ke jitne qatre
zameen par girein









Utni baar aap slip ho ke
girein. :)
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Khushiyon ke samandar
mein yaar ;p

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Bollywood Message

Titanic Bollywood Script

In the end,
ShahRukh Khan doesn't die & reaches on land.

Swimming across Ocean with Kajol's hand in one hand & pulling Titanic with other hand X-D

Islamic Message

Best Information.

Q1- Kon si bejaan cheez hai jisne Khane Kaaba ka tawaf kiya ?
Ans- Hazrat Nooh Alaihe Salam ki kashti.

Q2- Konse 3 pani hain jin ko khare ho kar peena chahiye ?
Ans- Zamzam, Buzurgon ka jhoota aur wazu ka bacha hua.

Q3- Konse 4 jandar hain jo bina maa ke paida hue ?
Hazrat Adam Alaihe Salam,
Bibi Hawwa Razi Allah Taalah Anha,
Hazrat Saleh Alaihe Salam ki Ontni
aur
Hazrat Ibraheem Alaihe Salam wala Dumba.

Q4- Wo konsi zameen hai jisko ek bar dekha gaya hai ab qayamat tak nahi dekha jaye ga ?
Ans- Darya-e-Neel ki zameen..