One Friend Message

Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai,

Wese hi har aik friend zaruri hota

hai.

Koi subha paanch baje neend se

jagaye,

Koi raat ko teen baje jaan

bachaye.

Aik teri kadki mein sharing

kare,

Aik tere budget mein sneak in

kare.

Koi nature se guest,

Koi host hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Aik gharri gharri kaam aye,

Par kabhi kabhi call kare.

Aik kabhi kabhi kaam aye,

Aur gharri gharri call kare.

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta

satellite,

Koi sath rahe to karde sab

alright.

Koi effortless,

Koi force hota hai,

Lekin har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Shopping mall wala shopping

friend,

Koi exam hal wala copying

friend.

Hi buddy

Bye buddy

Joke buddy

Poke buddy

Yaar buddy

Everybody !

Sab buddy !

Gin gin ke naam,

bheja roast hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai

yaar. :)

Dedicated to all my 

Loving Friendsss. :)

Gas Message

Never hold your Gases inside.

They travel into your body

& into your brain &

that's why you get

shitty ideas.

So,

Blast Loudly & Proudly. :D

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

Message Of The Day

" Message of the Day."

We have 2 eyes & 1 tongue,

which means we need to look twice & talk once...

We have 2 ears & 1 mouth,

so we need to listen more than we talk...

We have 2 hands & 1 stomach,

so we need to work twice as much as we eat...

We have two major brain parts left & right & one heart,

so we can think twice but Love only once...

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to Live.!!

After Death Message

Maut ke baad konsi cheez kitni dair tak zinda rehti hai :

Heart = 10 minutes.

Brain = 20 minutes.

Eyes = 4 hours.

Skin = 5 days.

Bones = 30 days.

&

Naik Amal = ____ ?

" Hamesha "

zinda rehta hai.

Namaz ki pabandi kijiye.

Student Life Message

Some Realities.

A charming personality,having attitude is an Army Officer.

Lots of attitude and cuteness on the face is a doctor.

Lots of brain and money is a charted accountant.

No money,no cuteness,no personality,no charm & still have an attitude is a Student..!!

Enjoy Student Life..!! :)