Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose

their front teeth so that you

easily know them when they

smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Photographer Message

The only person who can ask

a woman to stop talking & she

replies with smile....

is 

a

Photographer :D

Life Message

Life mein chahe kitna bhi dukh

miley,

gham miley,

apne aansu behne dena,

rokna mat.

Kyun ke...

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Ruke hue pani mein

Dengue machar paida

hote hain...!!! =D

Student's Answer Funny Message

Brilliant answers by student

who got 0 %

Q- In which battle did Tipu

Sultan died ?

A- His last Battle.

Q- How do you stop

acid indigestion ?

A- Stop drinking acid.

Q- Where was the declaration

of Independence signed ?

A- At the bottom of the page.

Q- What's the main reason

for Divorce ?

A- Marriage !

Q- Ganga flows in which

state ?

A- Liquid state.

Q- When was M.A. Jinnah

born ?

A- On his birthday. :D

Google Message

Dear Google

Please stop behaving like a

Husband. Kindly let me complete

my sentence before you

give suggestions. ;p

Success Message

Success has only one

Calculation Formula :

" Stop thinking in terms of

Limitations &

Start thinking in terms of

Possibilities."

Islamic Message

Kisi ne Pyare Nabi

Sallal Laho Alaihe Wa'alehi Wasallam

se pocha :

" Main Allah ke ghusse se

bachna chahta hoon."

Aap ne Farmaya :

" Logon par ghussa 

karna chor do."

War Message

If you are in a war,

instead of throwing a grenade

at the enemy,

throw flowers.

And maybe it will make them

stop and they start thinking

about Love, Harmony and

Peace.

Then, while they are thinking

these stupid things,

throw a grenade.. :D

Interesting Message

Interesting Question.

Q- Agar ap waqt ko rok sakte to ap apni zindagi ke kis lamhe ko rokna pasand karte ?

Ans- ?

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