Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Tears And Smile Message

" Aansu

aur

Muskurahat"

Do anmol khazane hain...

" Aansuon "

ko sirf Allah ke

samne bahao

aur

" Muskurahat "

ko logon par

nichawar kardo.