Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup

rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to

baras jayen gi.

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Word Message

Remember these two words.

It will open many doors in Life...

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1- Push

&

2- Pull :D

Novel Message

From Paulo Coelho's Novel

" Warrior Of Light" :

" Those who appear in your Life

whether to help or harm, are all

sent by God. Meet all of them

with a peaceful heart but with a

warrior's spirit. You will fail

many times but in failing,

you'll learn and in learning

you'll find your way.

Remember there are no mistakes

in Life but only Lessons. And lessons

will keep on repeating themselves

until learned...!!! "

Best Message

The best Sms of Sms history :

Insano se hamesha yaad

rakhne ki tawaqqo mat

karein..

Kyun ke,

Jo insan apne Rab ko

bhool sakta hai,

Wo sab ko bhool sakta

hai...!!!

Funny Right Message

Beautiful great lines :

Agar logon ko tumse koi masla

hai...

To hamesha yaad rakho ke ye

unka masla hai, tumhara

nahi.

Just Relax ;p

Wish Message

Kash unko kabhi fursat mein

ye khayal aa jaye,

Shahid !

Koi yaad karta hai unhein

zindagi samajh kar...

Beware Message

Khabardaar !!

Aaj raat chand ko

mat dekhna, warna !

..

..

Meri yaad aa jaye gi. :D

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Sad message

Wo apni sari nafratein mujhpe

lutata raha,

Mera dil jisko sada

mohabbatein sikhata raha,

Uski aadat ka zara ye pehlu

to dekho,

Mujhse kiye vaade wo kisi

aur se nibhata raha,

Kuch khabar nahi wo shakhs

kya chahta tha,

Ke taaluq tor kar bhi mujhko

aazmata raha,

Toote hue taaluq mein bhi

kitni mazbooti hai,

Rahi....

Main jitna bhulata raha wo

utna hi yaad aata raha...!!!

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.

I greeted him and asked :

" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!

I lost my childhood to

save your girlfriend."

:D

True Message

Tumhara aik Khuda hai phir

bhi tum usse yaad nahi karte...

Uske kitne bande hain phir

bhi tum ko nahi bhoolta..!!

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Memories Message

" Din beet jate hain suhani

yaadein bankar."

" Batein reh jati hain kahani

bankar."

" Par Dost to hamesha yaad

rehte hain,

Kabhi muskaan to kabhi

ankhon ka pani bankar."

About You Message

Do you want to know

about yourself ??

Then,

Always remember this

Golden sentence

" You are what you hide

about yourself from

others."

Love But Sad Message

Pyar ki tarap k dikhaya nahi jata,

Dil mein lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata,

Lakh judai ho pyar mein magar yaad rakhna,

Zindagi ka pehla pyar bhulaya nahi jata...

Ramadan Message

" Ramzan Mubarak "

Jo mujhe duaon mein bhool jaye

Uske pakore jal jayen

Samoson mein pani gir jaye

Sandwich sookh jaye

Khane mein namak taiz hojaye

Milk shake mein makhi gir jaye

Sehri mein aankh na khule

Shoes ka size na mile

Eid ka dress na sile...

Ab soch lo

Faisla apke hath mein hai..

Duaon mein yaad rakhenge na ?? :D

Ramadan Message

As you see the Crescent Moon.

May all your dreams come true.

May Allah forgive all your sins.

May Allah's blessings always shine on you and 

may Allah give you all of that you ask him.

Remember me in your Prayers.

WISHING YOU A BLESSED RAMADAN.

Miss You Message

Roses

for 

You

--;--:<@

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Ye rose

un logon ke liye hain

jo roz roz nahi milte

par

rose ki tarhan

roz yaad ate hain.

Jese AAP.

God Bless You..