Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Twins Message

Do hamshakal jurwa bache

sardi ke mausam mein apne

kamre mein bethe the.

Inme se aik hans hans ke

lout pout ho raha tha aur

dosera udas kone mein betha kaanp raha tha.

Baap ne pocha : Tum itna kyun hans

rahe ho ?

Wo bola :

" Kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono

bar isi ko nehla diya hai." :D

Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya

matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko

balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling

his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,

akar dhula dein. :D