Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Funny Message

Mene apni Life

mein bohot dhoke

khaye hain.

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For

Example :

Apple

Mango

Chiku

Sabzi,

etc

etc...

Sab dho ke hi khaye

hain...

Aur apne ? :D

Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya

matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko

balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling

his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,

akar dhula dein. :D

Rainy Day message

Jab barish ho to bahir betha

karo,

Tumhari qismat khul jayegi,

Qismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam...

Shakal to dhul jaye gi... ;p

Happy Rainy Day