Boys Message

Boy to other boy : Dude, why did

you propose that girl when you know

she already has a boyfriend.

Awesome reply :

Khaali chair pe toh koi bhi

beth sakta hai...

Dum hai to kisi ko utha

ke betho. ;p :D

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Rainy Day message

Jab barish ho to bahir betha

karo,

Tumhari qismat khul jayegi,

Qismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam...

Shakal to dhul jaye gi... ;p

Happy Rainy Day