If animals have FB, these are
most likely to be their status
updates...
Cockroach : Managed to skip
from someone's foot step. Man,
I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p
Cat : My 7th child is asking
who is her dad. What shall I tell
her ? I don't even remember ! :D
Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this
is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/
Chicken : if tomorrow i am not
updating my status, means I am
being served at KFC. Love you
all <3.
Octopus : I have just refilled
my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^
Pig : Oh gosh they throw the
gossip that i am spreading
flu... WTF !! :X
Goat : Friends, don't go out.
Eid holiday is coming. :'(
Pig writes a comment on goat's
status : Luckily I am Haram.
| 4 Likes |
Goat replies : Don't you remember
that after Eid, the Chinese
new year ?
| 1000 Likes | :D :p
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