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Monday, 31 October 2011

Women Message

Women was taken out of
man
 not out of his head to
top him
nor out of his feet to
be trampled underfoot
but out of his side to be
equal to him,
under his arms to be
protected and near his
heart to be loved !

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

African Funny Message

Somewhere in Africa...

A black boy to his black
girlfriend
On a romantic night out near
the sea shore asked her
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" Honey !!
Where are you ?" ;p

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.
Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,
pas mere mat ana,
phool koi phir se na
khil jaye."

Monday, 26 September 2011

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat
cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi
jana tha,
usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha
dena."
Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 
ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to
dekha to uske upar bohot
se kaghaz pare the aur sab par
likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao
5 baj gaye hain...!!!"