Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Doctor Message

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tum ko road se door chalna chahye tha na..

Patient : Konsa road? Bhai main to park mein leta hua tha. :D

Funny Message

Doctor : Apka aur apki begum ka blood group aik hi hai..

Mareez : Zahir hai, 20 saal se mera khoon pi rahi hai.

Ek hi hoga na..