True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

College Message

An old man went to college

that he studies at. Knocked 

the door of room #3 of the

hostel and said :

May I come in ? I have lived in

this room 30 years ago.

A young man opened the door

and let him enter.

The old man examined the

room and recalling everything

said :

The same old room, same old

wooden table, ventilator and same

old window that opens into the garden

and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found

a young girl hiding under the

bed.

The young man got alarmed and

said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.

She lost her earrings and is searching

for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Sad Message

Mera haal-e-Dil jaan kar

to aaj asmaan bhi ro para,

Sagar..

Par usne aaj bhi mujhe

yaad na kiya.

Old Man & Old Woman Message

" Budha budhi ki kahani."

1 budha aya

sath mein 1 budhiya laya.

Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

dono ne apna apna order

mangaya.

Pehle budhe na khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya.

Phir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya.

Ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya

aur usne farmaya

Ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap,

tum dono mein itna pyar hai to

khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya 

" Jaani " tera sawaal to naik hai,

par hamare pas daanton

ka set sirf aik hai..!!

Sad Ghost Message

A sad story :( :(

A psychic Talking to a ghost..

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to Save

Someone.

PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.
PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've

sacrificed your own life just 4 her.

maybe She's sad now,because of your death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause The one that i saved is The man that She 

love.. :'(

Memories Message

" Din beet jate hain suhani

yaadein bankar."

" Batein reh jati hain kahani

bankar."

" Par Dost to hamesha yaad

rehte hain,

Kabhi muskaan to kabhi

ankhon ka pani bankar."

Life message

Life is a story written by God's hand..

I don't know how you got into my story.

But

I pray you stay in it,

until God writes my Last Chapter.

:)

Maths Message

Story of Maths..

Aaj se 300 years pehle Maths bohot masoom aur pyari thi.

Kiya hua ke kuch badmash students ne Maths ko bohot maara,

yahan tak ke Maths ki akhiri sans thi aur wo students se hamesha ke liye naraz hogai aur marte marte sab students ko bad dua de gai.

Aur ye keh kar is duniya se chali gai ke main to ja rahi hun lekin

M= MERI

A= AATMA

T= TUMHE

H= HAMESHA

S= SATAYE GI.

Aj bhi Maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur sarey students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahe gi. :D

Heart Touching Story But Funny Message

Heart Touching Story...

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.

1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m., he type 

I LOVE YOU.

And sent it.

After a few seconds he got a message. He decided to see it the next day and slept.

Next day he read the message and shocked.

It was written

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Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10.

Message sending failed.. :D