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Monday, 31 October 2011

Boyfriend Message

Boyfriend is a Virus

He will enter your Life

Scan your Pocket

Transfer you Money

Edit your Mind

Download his Problems

Delete your Smile

&

Hang your Life...

So,

Avoid your boyfriend
and be a professional
antivirus :D

Friday, 7 October 2011

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people
could not have sex without
Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were
supposed to get King's consent.
They were then given a card
to hang on their door while
having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent
of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came
into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck
karte rehte ho ...

Monday, 3 October 2011

Funny Message

Apki qasam ap bohot hi
khubsurat ho,

Duniya ki nazar se khud
ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to ap ke
lye kam hai,

Aik kala " Tawa " apne
gale mein latka lo.