Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Funny Message

Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur

maafi maang le usey

" Aqalmand "

kehte hain aur

Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe bhi

na ho magar phir bhi maafi

maang le usey

" Husband "

kehte hain :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Google Message

A husband was searching

these words on Google :

" How to handle a Wife."

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Google search result :

" Maar tali, We are also

searching." :D ;p

Funny Message

Don't laugh at your Husband's

choice.

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You are one of them !! ;p

Google Message

Dear Google

Please stop behaving like a

Husband. Kindly let me complete

my sentence before you

give suggestions. ;p

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat

cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi

jana tha,

usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha

dena."

Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 

ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to

dekha to uske upar bohot

se kaghaz pare the aur sab par

likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao

5 baj gaye hain...!!!"

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband :

You don't Love me at all.

Husband points towards their

5 children and says :

" Do you think I downloaded them

from Google ?"

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife: I read a research today, 

I Wonder why do Girls live longer than Boys?

Husband : Sweetheart, because shopping never causes Heart Attacks, .. But 

Paying the Bills does.... :D

Facebook Message

Dear girls,

When a guy adds you on

Facebook it means he wants to

be your friend not your husband,

that's why its called a friend

request not a proposal..!!

Don't be afraid to accept...

Kha nahi jaega wo apko.. ;p

A public service message

by Boys :p

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband : Zara kitchen se

namak lana.

Husband : Yahan to koi

namak nahi hai.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha tum to ho

hi andhe, tumhe nahi milega,

is liye pehle hi le ai thi. :)

Eid Message

Aney wali Eid ul Fitr Mubarak

ho...

Allah kare ye apki akhiri Eid

ho...

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Husband ke baghair... :)

Oho, muskurahat to dekho.. :D