Animals Message

If animals have FB, these are

most likely to be their status

updates...

Cockroach : Managed to skip

from someone's foot step. Man,

I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p

Cat : My 7th child is asking

who is her dad. What shall I tell

her ? I don't even remember ! :D

Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this

is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/

Chicken : if tomorrow i am not

updating my status, means I am

being served at KFC. Love you

all <3.

Octopus : I have just refilled

my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^

Pig : Oh gosh they throw the

gossip that i am spreading

flu... WTF !! :X

Goat : Friends, don't go out.

Eid holiday is coming. :'(

Pig writes a comment on goat's

status : Luckily I am Haram.

| 4 Likes |

Goat replies : Don't you remember

that after Eid, the Chinese

new year ?

| 1000 Likes | :D :p

Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Little Boy-Girl Message

A little boy says 

I love you

to a girl.

But she says

she likes someone else.

The boy in sad mood

looks down and after few

secs looks again at her and 

says :

" Kutti." :D

Funny Message

Kid's dad joined face book.

Kid status update :

" Dad on fb !! WTF !!

Dad asked him what is WTF.?

Kid replied :
Welcome to Face Book.. ;-p

Dad " Likes " the status. :D

Harsh Message

Harsh Reality

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness...

Sometimes You are just an option 

when they are Bored.. :(