Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

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/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

English Sentence Message

Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw 

This is the only English

sentence which even if we

read from right to left,

it will be the same sentence. :)

Funny Message

Can you read it fast in English !

My

A my

They my

They they my

A my they na my

They they na my...

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Khuley nahi hain maaf karo ! ;p :D

Boy-Girl Message

Boy proposed a Girl :

I fell in love with you the

minute I saw you. Will you marry me ?

Girl : Urdu bolo, meko English

na awat hai.

Boy : Kuch nahi behen,

barsaat ho rahi hai. ;p

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher to Sardar student :

Agar koi moti larki palat kar

wapis aye to hum English

mein kya kahenge ?

Sardar :

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" Gol Maal Returns."

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : 1 aisa sentence

batao jisme

Urdu, Hindi,Punjabi &

English ka sahi istemaal hua ho.

Student : Ishq di Gali Vich No Entry. :D

Soldier Message

Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan :

" Is it right that everything

is fair in Love and War ?

In an epic sentence

Tipu Sultan replied :

" Its an excuse of English people,

Our tradition is that

Whatever is to be done in

Love and War...

Should be Fair..!!

Teacher Message

Teacher : Isko English mein

translate karo,

" Larki yahan se ja chuki hai."

Students :
 O shit !!

I am late :)

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<))>

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Alphabet Message

Which is the 27th letter of 

English alphabets ?

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Are you looking for answer ?

Very Good

Which school beta ? :D

Morning Message

In French : Bon Jour.

In Spanish : Te quiro.

In Italian : Teamo.

In Yugoslav : Volim te.

In English : Good Morning.

In Punjabi :

Namurada uth jaa tera peo suraj chadh aya e.

Love Message

Bohot chahti hai mujhe par

iqrar nahi karti.

Wo pagal hai ya nadaan

kyun izhar nahi karti.

English mein to kehti hai

I Love You.

Urdu mein kehti hai main tumse 

Pyar nahi karti.

Funny Message

English classes would have been much easier if...

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Shakespeare's mom had an abortion.. :D

Sardar Message

Sardar U.S.A. ke hotel mein murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter : What do you like to have sir ?

Sardar : One plate egg's papa please.!

;p