Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and

you are single !

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Oh shame shame,

kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Naughty Message

Boy : Hum dono kuch arse

sath rehte hain. Agar hamare

mizaaj mile to shadi kar leinge

aur koi ghalti hui to alag ho jainge.

Girl : Ghalti kiske pas rahegi ?

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

Funny Message

Boy : meri aik aik sans pe

aik aik larki marti hai.

Girl : To tum koi acha sa

toothpaste istemaal

kyun nahi karte ?

Teacher-Student Message

K.G. Boy : Ma'am, may I go

to washroom ?

Ma'am : nahi ! Pehle A to Z

sunao phir jana.

Boy : A B C D E F G H I J K

L M N    Q R S  U V W X   Z.

Ma'am : P,O,T,Y kahan gaye?

Boy : Meri naikar mein

nikal gai. :D

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Attitude Message

Attitude Reloaded...!!!

Boy : I hate you... :(

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Girl : What a coincidence. :D

African Funny Message

Somewhere in Africa...

A black boy to his black

girlfriend

On a romantic night out near

the sea shore asked her

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" Honey !!
Where are you ?" ;p

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Boys Message

Boy to other boy : Dude, why did

you propose that girl when you know

she already has a boyfriend.

Awesome reply :

Khaali chair pe toh koi bhi

beth sakta hai...

Dum hai to kisi ko utha

ke betho. ;p :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Its too cold

over here.

Boy : You want my

jacket ?

Girl : No ! I want your arms

wrapped around me.

Boy : Pagal ! Aise nahi karte

gunah milta hai...!!! ;p

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who

was just about to jump off a

bridge.

He asks her :

" Do you mind giving me the best

kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave

him 1 of the deepest kisses

ever.

When she finished he said :

" Wow ! This is the best kiss

I ever had. Why are committing 

suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me

dressing up like a girl...

And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

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