Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Invitation Message

Invitation for

Bar B Q Dinner :

Dear Friends,

You are invited at

* Some text missing *

Thanks :)

Jab pura sms aa jaye to

aa jana.

Koi bahana nahi chalega ;p

Best Message

The best Sms of Sms history :

Insano se hamesha yaad

rakhne ki tawaqqo mat

karein..

Kyun ke,

Jo insan apne Rab ko

bhool sakta hai,

Wo sab ko bhool sakta

hai...!!!

Adult Message

Adult sms

Only who are 18+, read this sms

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Please next election mein vote kisi

insaan ke bache ko dena.

Thanks :D

Funny Message

Din raat sms kar kar ke aisa

kar diya mujhe tum logon ne

Zalimon

Ghar ki ghanti bhi baje to

mobile utha leta hun.

(-_-)

<)(>
_/"/_

Ufffff !!

Funny Message

A short walk is so difficult

when no one walks with you...

But...

A long Journey is just like

a few steps when...

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A street dog is running behind

you... :D ;p

Hamesha emotional sms na

expect kiya karo. :)

Funny Message

2011 ka sabse zaleel sms.

Boy : Janu, tum mere sath subha se

le kar sham tak aur sham se

le kar subha tak pyar karogi ?

Girl : Oho !! To phir main Leiterin

kis time jaungi ?

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Funny Message

Dekh Boss

Apun ko tere sath Sms ka

dhanda band karne ka hai.

Bole to

Chapter Close.

Agar compromise karne ka hai

to

4-5 peti Sms ki bhej daal,

Warna Khalas. :)

Love Message

When you read a Love message

you never think of the person

who sent you the sms...

But you think of the person

whom you Love the most !!

Strange but True...

Kharcha kiska

aur

Charcha kiska :D

Decent Message

Ye Sms jin shareef logon ko

milta hai,

5 seconds baad unka mobile

off ho jata hai.

00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05

nahi hua ?

Shareef hote to hota na :D

Morning Message

You must be feel your cell heavy after recieve this SMS.

 Bacause, 

This SMS contains lot of

* Love *

* Care *

* Prayers *

&

* Best Wishes *

* For You *

Good Morning

Friendship Message

Ya Rab !! Mere doston ko Khushiyon ka sansar mile.

Aur

jo

mujhe

SMS

nahi

karta

usse

apne

Boy Friend

se

Bhai

Jaisa

Pyar mile.

:D

Friendship Message

Dosti ke baghair jiya nahi karte,

Gham ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch nawab ke bache friends hain hamare,

Jin ko SMS na karo to wo bhi SMS kiya nahi karte.