Winter Message

Hold your right cheek with your

right hand & hold your left

cheek with your left hand !!

You know what it is ?

Meri taraf se

Koochi kocchi ku :)

Happy Winter Days :)

Changes Message

A person mostly changes

for two reasons.

Either someone special

comes in his/her Life.

Or

Someone special left

his/her Life...!!!

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :

Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor

humse itni mohabbat karte

the ke sari sari raat woh dono

hamein sulane ke liye jagte

rehte they,

Magar hum phir bhi nahi

sote they.

Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi

beghairti ki wajah se ap

Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

English Sentence Message

Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw 

This is the only English

sentence which even if we

read from right to left,

it will be the same sentence. :)

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Funny Message

Uske chorh jane ke baad main to

marne hi wala tha,

Yaron >>>!!!

Ke achanak yaad aya,

uski cousin ne bhi apna number

dya tha.

/('.')/

(    )

/    /

Uth shehzade himmat kar.

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki

qaba kyun nahi dete,

Usko chaha hai to phir

usko bata kyun nahi dete,

Wo jo tumhein chor gaya

majburi-e-halaat suna kar,

Uski tasweer ko kamre se

hata kyun nahi dete,

Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 

mehboob rahe,

Apni sochon ko koi rung

naya kyun nahi dete,

Jab se toota hai mera rabt

meri sanson se,

Mere hi ghar mein mujhe

log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Student Message

1 to 3 class student :

" Hey ! I studied everything for

exam." :)

4 to 6 :

" That question was very hard

so I left only that question." :)

7 to 9 :

" Read only important questions." :)

10 to 11 :

" I think 4 chapters are enough

to get pass." :)

12th class :

" Yar kal exam kiska hai ?" ;)

and in Universities :

" O yar, bata to deta aj paper

tha, mere pas pen bhi nahi hai." :D

Eid Message

Cardially

Happy Eid from the depth of

right and left ventricle wrapped

with the ribbons of purkinje fibers

and sealed in pericardium. Decorated 

with SA and AV node with a glitter

topping of pericardial fluid and

cords of mitral and tricuspid

valves.

In short

Aap ko tah-e-dil se

Eid Mubarak :)

Teacher Message

Teacher : Isko English mein

translate karo,

" Larki yahan se ja chuki hai."

Students :
 O shit !!

I am late :)

(",)

<))>

_/\_

Love But Sad Message

Jo chala gaya mujhe chor ke,

Main kabhi na usko bhula saka.

Wohi dooriyan wohi faasle,

Main kabhi na unko mita saka.

Kya usey bhi mujhse pyar tha

Ya tabassum uska shaoor tha ?

Wo koi ajeeb sawal tha

Jo meri samjh mein na aa saka.

Meri zindagi ka sukoon tha,

Wo mere dil ka junoon tha.

Yehe baat na main bata saka,

Yehe sochta tha main raat bhar.

Wo kabhi mile ga jo rah par,

To karunga usse shikayatein.

Wo mila to lab na hila saka,

Main kabhi na usko bhla saka.

Sad Message

Tu chor gaya mujhko duniya ke

Reham O Karam par,

Kuch dair ke liye to

socha hota,

Tere bin hum kaise

Jee payenge.