Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Ramadan Message

Spiritual Detox for Ramzan.

1- Keep free from eating high calorie

flesh of others (gossips) no matter how juicy.

2- Switch to fat free truths.

3- Avoid artificial tempers.

4- Do voice therapy by reciting the Quran.

5- Purify your eyes by crying in Dua.

6- Do hand reflexology on tasbeehs.

7- Brighten your smile by using a miswaak.

8- Take the weight off your shoulders by

paying your Zakaat.

9- Shrug of those extra kilos of sins by

repenting.

May Allah accept all good you

do in Ramzan, Aameen.

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : I wanna tell you something.

Girl : Its not good to talk while eating.

( After eating )

Girl : Now tell me.

Boy : There was a cockroach

in your food. ;p