Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Quote Message

Excellent Quote :

Maa ke aanchal mein sone ka sukh

agli nasal nahi le payegi,

Kyun ke jeans aur shirt pehenne

wali Maa,

aanchal kaha se layegi.

A silent Message for Girls !

Adult Message

Adult sms

Only who are 18+, read this sms

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Please next election mein vote kisi

insaan ke bache ko dena.

Thanks :D

Sad Message

Kisi ne milne ka

vaada kiya tha

tanha sham ko,

Sagar...!!!

Har roz taraste

hue so jate hain

agli sham ki

aas lekar.

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya

aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache

pe chipkaya :

10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche

pohcha do.!

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.

Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya

to usey paise mil gaye

aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :

Khuda qasam,

paise ka gham nahi,

gham is baat ka hai ke

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : i am having a heart surgery.

Boy : I know !

Girl : I love you.

Boy : I love you more. Much more !

After surgery, when the girl woke up,

only her father is next to her bed.

Girl : Where is he ?

Father : You don't know who have

you the heart ?

Girl : What ? ( She starts crying ).

Father : Just kidding, he went

to the toilet.. :D

Eid Message

Eid Mubarak !!

Hairaan na ho.

Abhi mobile charge hai to

wish kar diya.

Light ka kya pata,

agley month aye ya na aye.

To bohot bohot

Eid Mubarak Jee :D