Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Officer Message

Officer to drunk guy :

How high are you ?

Drunk guy : No officer, its :

" Hi ! How are you ?" ;p :D

Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Life Message

1- Life is not about a handsome

guy or a cute girl by your side,

but about an idiot friend with

whom you can discuss all things

about the handsome guy or

cute girl. :)

2- Its not about Nokia N series,

but about the last battery point

present when you have to say

something special to somebody. :)

3- Its not about 10 hours work,

but about the 15 minutes break. :)

4- Its not about wishing a friend

on birthday, but about handling

your friend after forgetting it. :)

5- Life is about all the small

moments you live daily...

The more you enjoy Life, the

more Life gives you the reasons

to enjoy. :)

Stay Blessed...!!!

Perfect Guy Message

The Perfect Guy :

Does not bother,

Does not shout,

Does not flirt with others,

Does not lie,

Does not cheat...

and

Does

Not

Exist !!!! :D

Taaliyaan !! ;p

R.I.P. Funny Message

When you mess up a guy's

hair, he thinks its cute...

But,

When you mess up a

girl's hair...

.

.

.

.

.

.

May your soul Rest In Peace..!! ;p

Facebook Message

Facebook Fever :

Once a guy updated his

status,

" I am gonna sleep on

terrace tonight..."

.

.

.

.

After sometime,

17 mosquitoes liked his status ;p

Facebook Message

Dear girls,

When a guy adds you on

Facebook it means he wants to

be your friend not your husband,

that's why its called a friend

request not a proposal..!!

Don't be afraid to accept...

Kha nahi jaega wo apko.. ;p

A public service message

by Boys :p

Party Message

Smartness... ;p

In a party a handsome guy asked

a girl :

Are you going to dance ?

She felt so happy & said :

" Yes."

& the guy said :

" That's good, so can I have your chair ? ;-p

Definition Message

Definition of a Doctor :

" The dashing, handsome guy wearing a white oat, 

holding your hand, looking into your eyes

& still wants your pulse to be normal... ;p

Dream of A Girl Message

The dream of every girl is not meeting the perfect guy...

But...

To EAT

Whatever she wants...

Without getting fat..