Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Friendship Message

I am weak in Maths but I am

able to count the minutes

which I spend with you...

I am weak in History but I

never forget you as a friend

in my Life...

I am weak in Geography but I

can recognize the wonderful

place where I first met you...

I am weak in studies but I 

know I can get 101% in

your beautiful and sweet

Friendship... :)

Life Message

1- Life is not about a handsome

guy or a cute girl by your side,

but about an idiot friend with

whom you can discuss all things

about the handsome guy or

cute girl. :)

2- Its not about Nokia N series,

but about the last battery point

present when you have to say

something special to somebody. :)

3- Its not about 10 hours work,

but about the 15 minutes break. :)

4- Its not about wishing a friend

on birthday, but about handling

your friend after forgetting it. :)

5- Life is about all the small

moments you live daily...

The more you enjoy Life, the

more Life gives you the reasons

to enjoy. :)

Stay Blessed...!!!

Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Ramadan Message

Wishing you one month of ramdan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.

Wishing that May Allah always blesses you and your family with
Peace, Happiness, Forgiveness, Prosperity, Guidance, Success and Togetherness :)
Please do Remember me in your prayers !!

After Death Message

Maut ke baad konsi cheez kitni dair tak zinda rehti hai :

Heart = 10 minutes.

Brain = 20 minutes.

Eyes = 4 hours.

Skin = 5 days.

Bones = 30 days.

&

Naik Amal = ____ ?

" Hamesha "

zinda rehta hai.

Namaz ki pabandi kijiye.

Generator Message

Meri zindagi par hai tere pyar ka saya,

Do minutes hold karo Janu,

Main " Generator " chala ke aya.

<('.')>

! !

/ /_

Start ho ja yar Bacchi wait karahi hai..

Skin Whitening

For skin whitening.

Grate 1 tomato & mix with 2-3 drops of lemon juice & few drops of rose water. 

Apply on face & neck.

Rinse after 15 minutes.

Repeat on alternate days for best results.